~~Revelations~~

(of a Slightly Mad Individual)

I, Madame Laradia, have channeled the spirit of the mighty Ramtha, who has warned of the coming of an evil power which will soon engulf the world in darkness. This is the Spirit of Ultimate Evil, the Beast Power revealed in the Book of Revelations. We must be prepared, for this entity can only be overcome by the combined energy and faith of the masses, and therefore the word must be spread to the four corners of the Earth. Be not deceived by appearances, for the Beast comes in the form of.......

Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh......

(Demonic voice):

*Ahem*...

Ah...nope, sorry...I was Wrong.

Everything's fine and dandy.

Nevermind.